milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

ameliebedrawing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGpQlTWQ8wo
i liked her color palette and after spending the whole day drawing commissions and celebrating my grandpas birthday i decided to just draw her ok

ameliebedrawing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGpQlTWQ8wo

i liked her color palette and after spending the whole day drawing commissions and celebrating my grandpas birthday i decided to just draw her ok

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

willin0ise:

penis-hilton:

if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT TO PLAY IN THIS BAND

can these kids open for my band?

shoomlah:

so after three years of really smart commenters on Reddit and random Yahoo articles complaining about the princesses’ eyes being closed, I decided to take the advice to heart and update the series!

I’ll start rolling out the finished pieces over the next couple of weeks, but I think it’s clearly for the best.